15,000 Guns is the collaborative work of four true legends in the Atlanta birdwatching community. The four intrepid wastes of oxygen which call themselves a “band” and “kind of slurpy” met accidentally when they all ended up in the same hospital room with dysentery, and the rest, as they say, is history. The band’s first album, released 2022, was met with universal hatred and is widely regarded more as an act of cruelty towards humanity than a legitimate musical work. The band claim they don’t remember writing it but we all know better, am I right?? In conclusion, 15,000 Guns is a band.