Bio

Right Now, three and a half years before the end of the world, rushing in atop a great (ADJECTIVE) tornado, the (INSERT BAND NAME HERE) have arrived, with new songs of (NOUN) and (NOUN). Composed of two (WORD FOR REDNECK RELATIVES), reputed to have been conceived in a hailstorm during the largest trailer fire of the century, and two other (DEROGATORY TERM FOR WHITE PEOPLE), both former Jesus impersonators with the Father Hanna Traveling Holy Land Extravaganzaówith such divine origins, it is no surprise that the band spends little time, as we say, “finding their sound.” They simply create it.

Behind the (MUSIC INDUSTRY WORD FOR MUSIC) is a passionate, dynamic force that tosses grooves around like the ocean waves, and blends genres fluidly, with a keen respect both for the past–the depth of the blues, the energy and abandon of classic rock–and the modern, displaying a love for and mastery of the joyous bounce manifested in pop perfection. This is all new, with the songs capture the transience of our age while keeping the mind and body solidly in a moment of present abandon. However, as we all know, what is here today will not be tomorrow. Please, for your own sake, enjoy (INSERT BAND NAME HERE) before the world ends.

(BAND NAME = PREACHERVAN)
Vocals, Guitar / Brooks Mason
Bass, Vocals / Lane Kelly
Guitar / Gavin Deleshaw
Drums / Colin Dean